if only i can suck up other people's meat D:

god damn i've no idea whats going on with you Ms Body. nak gain macam mati susah, dah gain now you're losing like nobodies business. i've lost effin 5 kilos because of you. Do you have any idea how hard and how long it takes for me to gain those? now my jeans getting all loose. i might aswell not having any weight at all, ZEROkg, none, nada, kosong.

stupid metabolism. you're working too hard. slow freakin down!